"The Catcher in the Rye" (DEMO)
The J.D. Salinger adaption that Winona Ryder claimed would
never get made, on the penalty of the filmmakers getting shot
& bombs getting dropped on the set-- all in the name of artistic
terrorism-- here to prove her prissy, uptight ass wrong!

(ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!)
(And Only I Have The Right to Do This!)

"Oh, dear god, no!"

Song is: "Seek & Destroy" by Agent Orange

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(CONTRARY TO ALL APPEARANCES, THIS FILM IS TO CAPTURE THE
LOW-FI SPIRIT OF THE BOOK & YET THE INTENSITY OF ADOLESENCE BY
MELDING NARRATION & IMAGERY. . . . . INTO ONE DYNAMIC VEHICLE
TRUST ME, WITH THE RIGHT HANDS IT CAN TOTALLY WORK!)

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"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one"

-- A quote from the book. In this case, we hope that I survive to finish the screenplay without Winona rapelling through the window in a S.W.A.T. team outfit.

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In the beginning. . . . . there was a void. (Black screen)

Narration Overlay: "I came, I saw, I suffered. . . . . . could any adolescent ask for more?"

(End of Demo)

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That Wasn't So Bad Was It?

J.D. Salinger: "My eyes are bleeding like ulcerous sores!"

"Just the way we like it!"

© 2008 by Insufferable Industries

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